A JOURNEY THROUGH WEIGHT LOSS MY FAT ASS!!!

Okay I am horrified to go to my own page and see that it has been 2 years since I have blogged. I have fleeting moments of guilt and remorse for ignoring my blog for so long, after all I am tying up a good name (if I say so myself) AND I feel sure that somewhere out there is someone who would get some comfort from my voice! The reason I have left my blogging activities will be no surprise to you... I gained a bunch of weight back! SHIT!!! If I have moments of guilt over the blog... just imagine my deep distress over being a fat fuck again! On the other hand, I have learned some valuable lessons on this "journey" as well. One is... when I read about myself going on a weight loss "journey" I want to punch myself out! What the hell? When did I start sounding like every pathetic, mewling dieter I've ever met? I always thought that with every pound that Oprah lost... she lost the equivilent number of IQ points with it! So why was I suddenly sounding so goody? I guess some would argue that when you lose weight you feel better about yourself and therefore sound happier and more self satisfied.... blah blah blah... True? Maybe. None the less repulsive for it! Honestly, every time I had some skinny bitch congratulate me and/or spur me on to greater skinniness... I've had to resist the urge to spit at her! So I am going to restart my blog. I am going keep it real and to stick to my roots, I mean it's called "I Hate to Fucking Diet" and I fucking well do! For anyone stumbling across this blog... you might hate it and be offended by my use of foul language. If so, please feel free to visit some other dieters blog like "Pollyanna's Journey Through Weight Loss..." No need to leave any notes telling me that I have a bad attitude and a potty mouth, I'll just thank you now and leave it at that.... For anyone else who hates to fucking diet... and lives in secret fear of showing up as an annonymous fat walker on a news report... welcome to my new blog!